21 thoughts all women have during foreplay 26.01.2015
If in the early days of your relationship the foreplay seemed to last forever, and you couldn’t wait to use up all the build-up genital tension in an orgasm, just give it some time. Take a look a year later, or more, and it’s not how you imagined it!
1. Okay, this kiss already passed the 30 second-rule. We’re definitely having sex tonight. Great!
2. He’s already massaging my left boob and unbuttoning my jeans. This guy has multi-tasking on his mind.
3. Well, that definitely isn’t comfortable. Just get on with your next move! Or at least let me move.
4. How did we even get to foreplay? I’m in the mood, for watching some Keeping Up With The Kardashians, not this!
5. Okay, we’re both naked. This is going to happen.
6. What’s up with the hard-core clit action? It’s attached, buddy!
7. Oh great! Now he’s trying to feel me up on the inside. If he could just get the right angle.
8. I can feel your hard-on. You don’t have to make a hole in my thigh. Guess I’ll have to do something about it. Might as well get it over with.
9. What look should I give him? How does a c*** loving lady look like? Uh, either way, he’s loving this.
10. Really? Is that your phone vibrating? Social media won’t even let you have sex. Instagram isn’t taking care of your hard penis, I am!
11. FOCUS! FOCUS! FOCUS!
12. Umm, I got the message. You want me to taste your balls too. No need to insist. Ugh, why do they always smell so weird?
13. Would you not mess up my hair? It’s bad enough you’re ruining my lipstick, and soon my make-up. Oral sex would be better if he didn’t feel the need to make it awkward.
14. He’s pulling me up to him. Seems like it’s my turn for oral satisfaction! Nope, he’s just nibbling and sucking on my nipples.
15. It feels good, but it looks wrong. Like breastfeeding a grown man.
16. Does he think he can reach my clit over my back or is he really trying to stick his finger in my bum? Maybe I should try that on him.
17. Oh, does that feel awkward? Well, now you know how it felt for me. Learn to ask before you try!
18. Please, let me cum before you try anything else!
19. Okay, I’m starting to like this. Come on vagina, we can make an orgasm happen. Stop having thoughts! No, Facebook! Stay out of my mind!
20. DID HE JUST STOP? WHY IS HE GETTING ON TOP OF ME?
21. Ugh, we’re already having sex. No build up what-so-ever. Seems there won’t be an orgasm for me tonight! Bummer.